Monday, July 4, 2011

Patriot Guard Rider

Patriot Guard Rider by cleveralias
Patriot Guard Rider, a photo by cleveralias on Flickr.

Veterans in Independence Day Parade

Plumbers & Pipe Fitters - Local 189

Gretchen King

Phantods 41 by cleveralias
Phantods 41, a photo by cleveralias on Flickr.

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Alex Weinhardt

Phantods 40 by cleveralias
Phantods 40, a photo by cleveralias on Flickr.

of Phantods

Daniel Hagquist

Phantods 37 by cleveralias
Phantods 37, a photo by cleveralias on Flickr.

of Phantods

Kyle Frith

Phantods 10 by cleveralias
Phantods 10, a photo by cleveralias on Flickr.

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Boom!

Boom! by cleveralias
Boom!, a photo by cleveralias on Flickr.

Monday, May 2, 2011

May I have this dance?


Something Borrowed

"I thought once, because I could not find someone who would be always be there for me, I would be there for everyone. I would single handedly make sure no one ever feels as lonely as I have felt. For a while I stood by the side of the road and wore a sign on my chest that read: “Will Always Be There.” I held hands of friends, friends of friends, strangers, offered a shoulder, and when my phone rang at midnight I picked up and I picked up and I picked up and I found out that the first time they love you, the second time they are grateful, the third time they are blasé, and the fourth time, well, there should never be a fourth time, but the fourth time they yell at you for taking so long to answer the damn phone."

Friday, April 15, 2011

Lies to tell your dentist before oral surgery

  1. Did you eat or drink anything since midnight? Nope.
  2. Did you have someone to stay with your all day in case X/Y/Z happens? Sure.

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

I Survived the Ides of March (and you can too.)

Just keep an eye out for the stabbing of knives.

Overheard at work

"I heard yesterday was Steak and BJ Day"
"What's that?"
"What's what?"
"BJ"
"Are you serious?"
"Yes, what does that mean?"
"Um... big jerk"
"Well, that makes no sense at all."

Monday, March 14, 2011

Happy Pi Day Jerks

In honor of your obsession with the mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any Euclidean plane circle's circumference to its diameter, I give you this video of a girl whose parents probably should let her socialize with other children more.


The Good and Bad of Setting Your Alarm Clock Incorrectly

Good:
Wake up and say: "Now that was a refreshing sleep."

Bad:
Get to work three hours late and say: "Now that was a refreshing sleep."

Friday, March 11, 2011



“It is a time when one's spirit is subdued and sad, one knows not why; when the past seems a storm-swept desolation, life a vanity and a burden, and the future but a way to death.”
- Mark Twain